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At last, Katalin made it to Real Couples. In the beginning she wanted to be on it with a fuck buddy/ performer colleague she was fond of in the industry but I relented, not convinced this was worthy of the Real Couples stamp of approval. I know she’e been with Snipes (not his real name obviously) for quite some time now, plus Kats been out of the loop performing for a while for reasons I won’t divulge, but I would say her involvement with this chap was intrumental in her absence. Kat introduced me to her beau a couple of months ago when I gave her the green light. At this point he wasn’t too sure but then gave in and thought what the hell, u only live once and decided to give it a go. His nick name on the bouncing circuit is Snipes because of his similarity in looks with a certain dark mov star by the name of Wesley.

On the day, there was no nerves on his part, well , if there was he certainly covered it over with a big display of confidence in himself. I felt comfortable in a dude who has a tubby ego: I know he can’t fail. Hell, he woun’t fail because he knows if he does, all involved have a right to shoot him down in flames and Snipes don’t look the type of stud to be shot down in flames. If you dl him in the pics, you’ll know what I mean. Despite the buff body and muscles, Snipes is actually a friendly, polite and cordial kind of guy. I can tell you that his anal video with Kat is the first time he has done this with her in their relationship. My only regret losing in this shoot, it was not until the very end that Kat mentioned that her boyfriend is a large foot guy. Katalin does have a lovely pair of feet, which I noticed, she did her nails all in pink. I suspect he avoided that thinking I might have thought him weird or something. This aside, it was a more personal shoot for Katalin which is rare, as it hasn’t come to my knowledge that she has had a genuine orgasm on tape yet. I suspected she did on the day because she was being more noisier than usual. It was worrying because the bed was banging and creaking and I thought the neighbours could hear outside. Kat and Snipes seemed oblivious to this. My only gripe, if I am allowed one is that Snipes, being new to all this committed the usual crime that nebies usually commit when performing: Smothering the lady and arms getting in the way of boner and cunt action. This is amazing for soft, frustrating for the hard. Still, with my deft editing techniques, I’m sure I’ll do this lovely couple justice. A damn good effort on their part. Top show.

I personally thought Amee has a Kirsten Dunst look about her. The again, she has been told she looks like Avril Lavigne. I aint doing too bad in the lookey likeys department in couples am I? Maybe I should do a Real Couples Celebrity lookey likey tape. Now that’s a grand idea!

I think Neo had amazing ideas for the scene and as I said, Amees insecurity kind of stilted things abit . When the camera was of, she flitted around and was such a personable and innocent but mischievous at the same time that if I captured Amee like this you would have loved her so much…I mean it was beautiful even, watching her gyrate around the room on tip toes as if she was doing ballet (which she has done apparently). As soon as the camera went back on, the frivolity in her stopped. I’m sure she was playing a game of being difficult. I’ve had it before with certain girls who will do every thing for u off camera but won’t do it when its on. Still that never got too much in the way of Neo getting a hard on as he got stuck right in there licking his girls shaven muff. She responded well to this, squirming and sighing away. Almost trying to fight it but caving in every now and again. I liked where Neos head was at with the baby oil as he oiled her delicate body and cute little tits. She really is a darling to look at.

Neo penetrated her on the sofa and the rug (which looked to good to be called a rug but for lack of a better word) he shagged her in a variety of positions before cumming buckets inside her vag. Amee spread her legs to show it dripping out all over the seat and that was that. Another mov for Real Couples in the bag. I hope to view more of Amee and Neo in the future. If they work on the mov aspect I feel they will turn out a blinding video next time but then that will be another story…

The great thing about meeting Jolly was that she was better looking in person than the pictures I saw. To look at her boyfriend, you’d think he was already a porn star and better still, as a performing couple, they were brand new as in never done anything before until now. So I was the one who got to try them out first. Despite the language barrier, I got Lucy to translate to them I want the video as real and creative as they could give me. This they did with vigour.

There was no lying about the fact these two were definitely an item, by the way they made eye contact, the communication in their language. Something that was hard for them to do since English speaking producers, mainly Americans don’t want them to talk unless they talk English. I encouraged it and for all I know the stud could have been snarling to his girlfriend: “Why u look at black boy!You want suck his dick! I will kill him and roast his balls on open fire for you!” For all I know, but seriously, I’m sure it was something more intimate, more between them and if this was a test shoot. Michael passed with flying colours. Jolly lived up to her name revelling in the fucking from the bathroom where they watched themselves in the mirror before she squatted down to eagerly suck her juices off his peen. He returned the favour by licking her out and talking to her (in Czech). They moved the action to the sofa where they banged in several positions. I think doggy style was their favourite position of choice before moving the action to the kitchen table chair and the bedroom where Jolly checked herself out in the wardrobe mirror as Michael pounded and grinded into her twat. I forgot to mention that he spunked in her skank on the sofa and cracked 1 out over her face at the end further proving a hot vid without anal sex can well and truly be just that…a hot vid.

The thing about shooting for this series is, you never know what u are going to get until you get it. Despite sounding like a letting agency Bambi and Lionheart turned out quite well for their debut performance. Thing is, a few days prior to the shoot it nearly never happened at all and was dogged by reshedules and doubts that had me feeling a domestic situation had developed between the pair of them or they had heard something negative that put them off me from some whiny individual or other. The long and short of it being, and my advice was, if there was any doubt for a moment about what they were about to do; then don’t do it. People who make a decision to get their clothes off and fuck in front of a camera have to be real certain about this before flinging off their togs and going all out, bollocks swinging in the wind. They made their decision there and then that this was what they wanted to do and that was it.

This aside, the realisation must have dawned on them and they seemed timid in that do-or-die kind of way. Both Bambi and Lionheart are first and foremost, strippers/dancers. Bambi mainly does pole dancing. They got in touch with me through the website and despite my earlier fears that Lionheart may not be able to perform, on the day it seemed Bambi was the one who wasn’t so confident. A cup of tea and a chat later I explained to them that I was merely there in a documenting capacity, rather than direct them shot for shot in what to do. In other words, I was there to make the kind of scene they wanted to make, not what I was necessarily looking for, even warning them that if they got into a domestic dispute about anything,I would still clip it.

Lionheart didnt need much more than Bambis’ loving attention with her full sensual lips around his bell end to get him going and all the nerves previous were no more as the pair got right into it, after Lionheart set up his own camera to video the proceedings. Nice touch. They started off fondling and kissing (as most people do). This may not be a creative way of starting a vid but its the way I notice all couples seem to initiate sex but interestingly, Lionheart stopped this after awhile to sit back and download his girl play with herself as he watched and wanked, engaged, fondled, licked her muff and Bambi wanked him to his first jism shot, then she jump started him again and he fucked her on the sofa in an unusual position as I quietly got down to filming the best angles I could find. The dynamics of this shoot were pleasing to me and I could feel the heat between these 2 who had no problems doing what they did, except after Lionheart climaxed in her mouth, Bambi sighed that this career in porn malarkey wasn’t really for her, deciding it was all too personal to do as work. I suspect this was more Lionhearts idea which in my mind shows what a game gal Bambi was to do this for her boy in the first place. It may be her last time performing with her fella on camera but they would have never known this had they never tried it. Still, by the time the dvd comes out, they might even change their mind. A commendable effort I’msure u will appreciate

I have incorporated a new approach to introducing these scenes by way of a not too intrusive interview with which I scene the couples separately then intercut their answers. This makes the info they give come across as more interesting, spontaneous and u get a general feel for their personality. I will try to find new approaches but the questions are based on:

What kind of couple they are. How did u meet? What do you most like about your partner? And, whats the wildest thing they have done together

Natasha and Rohman had ideas of using baby oil which I encouraged but because we used a friends house, they declined. We did this because they didn’t want to shoot at their home where they share with other students and the day was far too sexy to be shooting in a hotel room. We would have died for sure, melting in a sweltering sexy room.

Natasha and Rohman started off (as most couples do) kissing passionately and fondling while removing the clothes but I guess they were in express video making mode or this was really them. All in all though, they gave a very enthusiastic and dynamic performance as they expressed themselves sexually. Rohman was rock hard like any devoted partner should be when she pulled his trousers down. Va- dugudugudugudugud! is the onamatopeia that come to mind as his stick sprung out like a stiff ruler caught in a desk springboard stylee. Natasha set about slobbing him off all the while looking into his eyes. For a moment, you can see they were in each others world. They then got down on the floor for a bit of 69 before seating Natasha on the sofa where Rohman inched his penis into her. They nailed away from the sofa to the chair in doggy style then doggy on the sofa, then standing up where I got some real good angles. Like any good wife, Natasha knew from his sounds when he was going to come without him saying it and spun around, his cock popping out of her , she gave him a couple of sucks before dutifully opening her mouth for the ball nectar she was about to receive. I guess regular porn enthusiasts will be disappointed but Natasha took Rohmans jism into her mouth and swallowed it. I guess I could have stopped them to take pictures but hey, what the hell. They had a moment and I was privileged to document it. I love couples boy, they’re the best!

Not exactly my finest hour this one but yet, I learnt a valuable lesson yet again. Don’t trust amateurs when it comes to shooting a gang bang. I didn’t have that much high expectancy of this shoots success on the basis of this, but what started out as a budget for 7 guys ended up being a two guy/ lady on the soft and 1 on one for the hard.

Shaz was wasted, which was a shame since she demanded a high calibre performance and requested a load of guys for a gang bang. This lady needs proper performers and we failed in our mission to give it to her. Its at times like this I think maybe I should reconsider my options in this direction. Everyone is starting to make their own videos now that it is legal that I’m starting to understand what the likes of other more established producers were going on about when they felt their positions were under threat due to competition from rising competitiors. I believe competition is good but in this case, it means I should steer off in a different direction if everyone else is doing the same thing.

If you’ve ever seen a movie called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out stud!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of ten years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins peen in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples mov in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their little woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. You could see that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty one) and there we have it, one sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out man, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a cum pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t see it , just thought I’d share that with u.

Kyla and Quentin hail from Dordrecht in Holland. They’ve been together for 3 years and married for about a year now. They came to my attention and before my lense today, courtesy of Darren as in Darren and Poppy Morgan, producers and performers of adult material like my good self. To tell the truth, Darren did me a favour on this 1 that might be bad taste to discuss but if it wasnt ‘for him Kyla and Quentin wouldnt be here for your edification right now. Furthermore, what with my busy schedule of late, I was unable to travel to Hull and opted for them to come to London and used a friends house instead.

After a bit of getting to know you-know me stuff later to ease them into the concept of Real Couples by keeping it real, they got on with it in what I dl as a tender loving and passionate moment without compromising on the hot fucking for all u voyeurs of more…personnl sex. I found out prior to the shoot that Kyla really wanted to do a jism pie which she had not done yet. Hey, why not, it’s their show. As much as I’d like to think so just because its got Terryvision above the title, without the good performances of the various participants, the series wouldnt have been what it is and thats definitely down to couples like Kyla and Quentin here.

Poppy Morgan is a very hardcore chick. Her favorite kind of boy has to be older than her and she shacked up with Darren and showed him the time of his life in this vid. She may be young, but Poppy Morgan has all the right moves to get any stud off.

After yesterdays shoot, Faye and I ended up in Hull staying in a hotel overnight in readiness for todays shoot with rising porn star and porn producer husband and wife team Poppy Morgan and Darren whom I met several months ago at the offices of Rude Britannia whereupon I found they were a couple and promptly asked them about doing a film for same said series which they were familiar with. They also had a new woman called Summer who hung around to see the couple at it, which added an interesting slant to the proceedings as Poppy and Darren shagged in a variety of positions, Summer got up and moved around to make sure she didnt miss any of the action and having a fiddle with her bits downstairs at the same time before revealing she never saw anyone getting it on like this in such close proximity, discounting her first shoot earlier in the week aside. To be a bit different but more intimate at the same time, Darren came inside Poppy and pulled out to reveal a dripping jism pie as opposed to the traditional facial pop shot that is expected of porn stars. They were even kind enough to give me a copy of their first dvd release through Rude Britannia “The Wedding”. I guess we’ll be seeing and hearing a lot more from this couple in the future.

Off to Northampton with Pablo an ex-soldier from Salvador and his brazilian cousin Andreas to meet up with Pabs girlfriend Keyleigh aka porno model Roxy Rare whom I’ll forgive u for thinking was my main girl of the moment for the reccurring frequency of her appearances here. The moment I sussed she had a fella, lets face it, u knew it was gonna be Real Couples city here I come right?

All I can say about today was that it went blindingly well. A bit surreal if you consider Pablos cousin sat in and watched him fuck Keyleigh every which way till Sunday (even up the bum) and jism all over her. Some might have needed couselling but I’m sure the lad derived amazing amusement from this singing in the corner “Ah, Push it- Push it real good” (Salt n Pepa) and the occasional mimmicking of Keleigh moaning in ecstacy and (more sexy for me) speaking sexy in Portugese as Pabs maneouvred his hulking body over her, ravaging her with passion and skewering her on his fat latino wang, it had me wondering: Why don’t more of our boys perform like this? There was more passion and urgency in this chaps performance where as some performers tend to be a bit more laugh a minute about it all. Still, it made for a really hot, sweaty and energetic mov. The most funny moment was when Pabs was shagging the bejeezus out of his girlfriend in the bedroom (again Andreas followed and watched) when the flatmate turned up said hi and carried on with what he was doing in a casual manner. This boy is a tenant in her home. All in all a very relaxed but intense shoot punctuated by some interesting distractions and ambiences made this a amazing day out for me.